Tails was one of the most popular new sidekicks in his first release!

Eyes, names, characters… whatever. They don’t matter. I’m just hoping the game plays good and fun, with interesting level design and those amazing physics we all love from the Mega Drive games. But frankly, that teaser excited me a lot less than the first Sonic Unleashed video.

“It’s not classic Sonic”
It’s SONIC, who cares?!

“He has green eyes”
They still have a little color. Does that effect the gameplay in ANY way?

“Push right to win!”
In what Sonic game has it ever been that easy? Even if it was, it’s a -2D- platformer. What would you prefer? Push left to win? Up to win? Down? You really don’t have a lot of choices there.

“It’s episodic content!”
Uh…let’s see. Odds are this will end up being cheaper than a disc in the long run. It’s the same Sonic love for less cash. For example, let’s say the episodes cost $5 a pop. Episodes numbers usually don’t go over 5, much less 10. At most you’ll spend $50 for a game you’d have paid $50 to $60 for anyway. And do we seriously think we’ll see 10 episodes before the next new game? I don’t.

“There’s another character in it!”
SO? Don’t play as that character! Problem solved!

“They’re calling Robotnik Eggman again!”
Again, who cares? They have every right to do so, Sonic and all the characters BELONG TO SEGA. They could name him Dr. MCHammerPantsFilledWithJello and I still wouldn’t care.

“He’s too slow!”
Sonic 1-3, Sonic and Knuckles, Sonic CD? Remember those? The games we all know and love? THEY WERE TOO UNTIL YOU HIT A FREAKING DOWNWARD SLOPE, GOT THE SHOES, HIT A SPRING, OR DID A SPIN DASH. Did you see any of that before the video was over? Not really? Did you forget the quote “Speed is something that is not given; but rather earned through dedication…” from earlier? Sonic Unleashed was the fastest Sonic game to date and I’m sure most of you whiners hated it!

“It looks terrible!”
Uh, did we watch the same video? The stage and everything looked beautiful! Did you notice the shadows cast by the checkerboard terrain? How about the intricate pattern of the plants? The sun glinting off of the Spiral? Every detail looks like it’s been lovingly crafted.

If you hate Sonic and his games so much, why are you even here in the first place?

“It’s not classic Sonic”
It’s SONIC, who cares?!

“He has green eyes”
They still have a little color. Does that effect the gameplay in ANY way?

“Push right to win!”
In what Sonic game has it ever been that easy? Even if it was, it’s a -2D- platformer. What would you prefer? Push left to win? Up to win? Down? You really don’t have a lot of choices there.

“It’s episodic content!”
Uh…let’s see. Odds are this will end up being cheaper than a disc in the long run. It’s the same Sonic love for less cash. For example, let’s say the episodes cost $5 a pop. Episodes numbers usually don’t go over 5, much less 10. At most you’ll spend $50 for a game you’d have paid $50 to $60 for anyway. And do we seriously think we’ll see 10 episodes before the next new game? I don’t.

“There’s another character in it!”
SO? Don’t play as that character! Problem solved!

“They’re calling Robotnik Eggman again!”
Again, who cares? They have every right to do so, Sonic and all the characters BELONG TO SEGA. They could name him Dr. MCHammerPantsFilledWithJello and I still wouldn’t care.

“He’s too slow!”
Sonic 1-3, Sonic and Knuckles, Sonic CD? Remember those? The games we all know and love? THEY WERE TOO UNTIL YOU HIT A FREAKING DOWNWARD SLOPE, GOT THE SHOES, HIT A SPRING, OR DID A SPIN DASH. Did you see any of that before the video was over? Not really? Did you forget the quote “Speed is something that is not given; but rather earned through dedication…” from earlier? Sonic Unleashed was the fastest Sonic game to date and I’m sure most of you whiners hated it!

“It looks terrible!”
Uh, did we watch the same video? The stage and everything looked beautiful! Did you notice the shadows cast by the checkerboard terrain? How about the intricate pattern of the plants? The sun glinting off of the Spiral? Every detail looks like it’s been lovingly crafted.

“Sega let us down again! Now we have to start the wait cycle for a GOOD Sonic game all over again!”
Y’know what? You don’t deserve the rank of “Sonic fan”. Sega doesn’t need you. Sonic doesn’t need you. Really. There are a lot of people that have liked most if not all of his games that’ve come out. They are always thrilled and find at least something to like when they finally get their hands on them. Why don’t you go join some other camp? We’ll all be ok here without you.

If you hate Sonic and his games so much, why are you even here in the first place?

WHY ???

I wouldhave bought a ps3 but they were to expensive at the time and 360′s are a waste of money. I mean I understand buying one once but they break so much that your just paying for it again and again. Then if that’s not enough your paying for your precious Xbox Live. Which means your basically paying for Troll infested Mw2 matches on a monthly bases.
The wii was the cheapest and I didn’t feel like buying a 360 just so that I could play a millions shooters. I have a pc for that.
Besides I didn’t grow up with games like Halo 3 and grandtheft auto 4. I played games such as the old sonic games, The Mario series, and about any Square Rpg I could get my hands on and those old games are still the best to me.

Ofcourse your wii statement was aimed at me possibly being immature or something silly like that so I will ask who are you to be saying that I am any lesser for owning a wii when you are the one commenting on a SONIC game and are probably playing them still? Granted I still play it too but frankly I don’t care what people think about games. They are electronic entertainment made for the consumers enjoyment and I’ll enjoy what ever game I choose to.

Since that might be hard to ready I’ll summarize it for you.
Shut it Troll XD