Being the boss of this rabble is a tough life; I have to sit here waving my silver cane shouting at them to play more games, while I try to fathom out what delicacy to eat at lunchtime.

Well, it’s going to get harder as we now have another new person to look after. Welcome to David Hanson, who’ll be given the massive responsibility of playing Football Manager LIVE all day. Check out David’s blog here soon.

Another important part of the day is deciding who makes the tea/coffee. Because of the gravity of this task, a few months ago we incorporated a serious method of brew creation management. It’s Tee for Tea!!

A quick dash over the road to Argos, purveyors of cheap sporting goods, allowed us to unlock the “putting green acquired” achievement. A slower dash back from Argos (the road was busier) was followed by a frenzy of cardboard ripping and sellotape picking. We now owned our very own Belfry.

Rules are simple, Tee off from the carpet near the printer, get on to the green and then putt uphill into the hole for glory. Glory is basically taking fewer goes than anyone else, the unlucky or “rubbish” golfer who takes the most putts is sent to the kitchen to make hot warming drinks for the winners (or a glass of water for ArchangelUK who likes cold things).

We’ve also been tracking the stats on whose been the tea maker fool the most (come on we all play FM, how could we not make a league table) and here they are:

Martin The Fat Ninja - 26
Dave - 11
The Big Cheese - 9
ArchangelUK - 6

As you can see from the picture below, Martin the fat ninja hasn’t quite grasped the concept of golf.

Keep any eye out for more office updates, thanks for reading!