Swiss Cheese or “SC” (Sometime before Commodore – hahahaha (Martin, the fat ninja)) as he'll now be called is from the fine academic city of Oxford; the city of dreaming spires is where his dark voyage into the wild and crazy world of videogames began. The moment his education finished he wandered into the closest games shop and proudly declared "I require a job" He was in luck! Duster in hand BC was asked to start dusting the ZX Spectrum and C64 sections.

SC remembers Sonic Twosday and says that "as quick as we pilled 'em up, they were sold". SC later decided to leave shop work after being forced to sell Rise of the Robots by his bosses. SC started work on a farm where he learnt about the internet and started to raise young websites. Once the websites were old enough, he set them free to roam cyberspace and he set off to play more games again. Time passed and playing games turned to doing forecasts and having to talk to business types that had eyes like sharks. In the summer of 2007 he had enough and asked SEGA if he could come play some Football Manager Live. He was in luck!

SC now looks after the community team, where he tells them off like naughty children, mainly because they are not as good as him at collecting Xbox Live points (not all of us play baby games to get 1000 points – Martin).

Likes: brie, gruyere, dolcelatté, Switzerland (the land of cheese), power, Napoleon, Caesar, Attila the Hun, Darth Vader, Sauron and dolphins.

Dislikes: Swindon, American cheese, gin, boy bands, TV soaps and pigeons

Favourite video games: Football Manager Live, Total War, Lego Star Wars, Civilisation and Day of Defeat.

Greatest achievement: teaching his daughter the fine art of videogames

Being the boss of this rabble is a tough life; I have to sit here waving my silver cane shouting at them to play more games, while I try to fathom out what delicacy to eat at lunchtime.
Well, it’s going to get harder as we now have another new person to look after. Welcome to […]

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